I did not intend to get this drunk
Turning you on turns me on.
|—||Unknown (via perfect)|
And the worse mistake a girl can make is to have a boy be her only source of happiness.
|—||A lesson I learned the hard way (via safetyslut)|
How to have sex
Boy: can I put my finger in your belly button?
Girl: yeh sure
Girl: that's not my belly button
Boy: that's not my finger
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me