Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
is this blog stupid? yes. but which one of us is following it?
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
Aww that’s so-
Oh hey shes getting olde-
How dare you
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE DON’T DO THIS TO ME
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when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
i am girl and can in fact confirm this fact
i may not be your cup of tea but i’m your 10th shot of tequila
I just want someone who will kiss me when I’m mad and lets me cry in front of them and buys me pizza and watches scary movies with me and holds my hand real tight even if it’s sweaty and thinks I’m beautiful no matter what I look like and lets me steal their sweaters so I can sleep with their smell on my skin and who laughs at the same things I do and just never lets me go, no matter how hard I try to push them away.
yeah mom im ok i just dont want to be alive haha